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Greetings, and welcome to Weirded Out! This site is devoted to humor, sattire, comedy, laughing, giggling, chuckling, rolling on the floor and roaring with laughter untill you ralph all over yourself! Sometimes it isn't efective at acomplising ALL of these things but you have to admit, it's a tough job. Anyway, without any further adue, I will let you explore the site! For more information about this site or anything else you'd like to add to your magnifocent resovwau of thought, just ask me on the contact page.
Oh! And I almost forgot! If you want to add something to my page, something that in some small form would contribute to helping me in my goal of world domination, that can also be submitted to me on the contact page. (Isn't the contact page so multi-talented..?) |
A Quick Splurge About Yours Truely
As you have clearly gathered from reading the peachy little header above all this, this is about the creator of this site: me! First off, my name is Jacob and I'm a 13 year old guy from California. (The Sunshine State! Woo hoo!) I created this site for the purpose of pushing my works out to the world. Now, you may ask yourself, "What work?!" Well, you'll find that throughout the page. My works include original books and collections of jokes and stuff which I've collected in my travells. "In the past..?" you ask. Oh, yes my past. In the past I owned an E-Mag called Electrical Banana & Mama Pajama. We worked our way up from nothing staggering through the rubble and making our way up to over two hundred loyal subscribers. For marketing reasons, we decided to give our company a shorter name. After much thought and concideration, we finnaly decided on The Glitch. We scored nearly three hundred subscribers at our peak. Aside from that, I also owned a large company called Furious Creations. With Furious Creations I was devoted to advertisment and styling. I made and revamped ads for other E-Mags (that we called "zines") and created layouts for those zines. My company was growing in popularity but due to lack of emplayment (meaning I was the only one in my company) I could no longer keap up with the high demand for my work and resigned. I would post old layouts and ads here but unfortunetly the co-writer of The Glitch (my sister. know her?) broke our computer and all my works were lost, included my earlier books. |
A Little Bit More About Me
Well, I figured I'd give you a little bit more to go on about the man. Me. Now, first off, my favorite stuff. I'd have to say my favorite movies would have to be from the comedy genre. My absolute favorite comedy is High Strung which you've most likely never seen because it's old and out of print and low budget. Yet I was blessed with the viewing of it, and am now in the market for a copy of it under thirty bucks! Seriously! On eBay it usualy gets baught for over fourty bucks. Like they think I got that kinda money huh? Yeah. RIIIGGGHHHTT!! |
Talk To Me
Allright, since the begging you've been hearing a lot about this "contact page." Well, as I probably said, it's for submitting stuff to this site, questions, comments, or just plain ol' fasion old town charm small talk and jazz like that. Well, in case that link ain't working right or you're just too dang lazy to look for it, you can just click on the link below and within trillaseconds be talking to me. For my various other forms of cantact, you're gonna have to look at my contact page. (sorry fellas, that's just the way it's gotta be.) Anyway, without any further adue a present to you
"The Link Below!"
One Last Thing...
You may notice that I've said pretty much everything there is to know (or at least want to tell you) about this site and me; then you notice, "Hey, there's an 'About' link? I know everything I want to know about this site and you doofis!" Well, for reasons out of my controll (or at least out of my time limet to try to figure out) I can't change the names of the links on this site. Bummer huh? Yeah, well anyway, all that means is that if you really wanna know what's behind door number three you're gonna have to check it out, 'cause most likely it ain't what it appears. And one last thing, don't forget to sign my guest book!
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Special Features
Throughtout this site you will find the Weirded Out "Special" features. These include my guest book, my polls, etc. Please use these because they're really cool and they took time to make and orgonize and all that jazz. If you're thinking about leaving this site right now 'cause you think it sucks, please see my polls and leave your comments in the guest book. The polls ask questions that will aply to you weather you like my site or not, and the guest book is cool 'cause when you leave your comment it isn't just check boxes for answers that make the statement but don't have your personality or aren't extreme/are too extreme for your personal thought. Pluss you can leave your name and jazz like that which everyone who veiws my guest book will see. And, if you are one of those, poor, misinformerd individuals who doesn't
like this site you can try to "warn" everyone else about whatever it is you don't like about it. ::chuckles:: Oh, and if you're wondering why the writing changed it's 'cause this is a link to e-mail me if there's something else on your mind. |
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